“SIUUUU” commented the CV7 inside Ronaldo
Now yes, virus, your shark has arrived. We have been fighting against CoVID-19 as humanity for almost a whole year and the truth is that we are giving birth to chayotes. However, it seems that we have reached a critical and turning point in this fight because the virus originating in China entered the strongest body in the world: that of Cristiano Ronaldo. The virus has been hit so hard by the Portuguese’s antibodies that the coronavirus He already wants to change his name.
😷 YOU HAVE COVID-19 🏥
Cristiano Ronaldo has tested positive for Coronavirus, this was announced by the Portuguese Football Federation. 🇵🇹
The Commander is already isolated and under observation, so he will miss the match against Sweden in Lisbon. pic.twitter.com/TEipAtHbwB
— RECORD DIARY (@record_mexico) October 13, 2020
It was recently confirmed that the Juventus and Portugal footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, contracted the coronavirus after the UEFA Nations League game against France. After infecting humanity’s most divine body, CoViD-19 announced that it will officially change its name to CV7. According to the director general of the World Health Organization, Mohamed Ahmed, CV7 is a super powerful version of the Chinese virus.
According to what the world’s doctors said, CoVID-19 learned to defend itself from the immune system of Ronaldo so it became one of the most powerful viruses that have ever existed. “SSSIIIIIUUUUUU,” declared the virus the first time it was observed, according to the director of the WHO.
Commander Cristiano Ronaldo’s defenses are already working against covid-19pic.twitter.com/6jUemaMmeQ
— Wiser (@Wyser20) October 13, 2020
Doctors are optimistic
Although the virus now known as CV7 has become more powerful and handsome after attacking the body of Ronaldodoctors and researchers of the OMS They are quite optimistic. Experts are more confident of the eventual defeat of the virus because by infecting the most powerful human it has also filled its ego. In addition to the fact that the inside of the footballer’s body is so interesting that as long as the virus continues to be stunned by knowing it, the doctors will be able to finish the vaccine.
The coronavirus entering Cristiano Ronaldo’s body: pic.twitter.com/rf9oZTJrgU
— Fabipa (@fabipa90) October 13, 2020
“We are confident about the future of humanity because we will have the opportunity to finish the vaccine and at the same time with the virus now that it is distracted at Six Flags from the microorganisms,” declared Ahmed before going to play a game of FIFA 21. Who the doctors are really worried about is the French soccer player Camavinga, who received the Ronaldo, full of virus, after Saturday’s game.
AND NOW? 🧼
On Sunday in the match between France and Portugal, Camavinga received the jersey that Cristiano Ronaldo wore and said that he was not going to wash it, today the Portuguese star has COVID-19. 😷 pic.twitter.com/NgVxY29Nvz
— RECORD DIARY (@record_mexico) October 13, 2020
WE WILL CONTINUE TO REPORT IF THE POOR FRENCH SURVIVES CV7 OR THE IMPRESSION OF HAVING MET RONALDO
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